Original author: KarenZ, Foresight News
In this bizarre online world, an unprecedented girlfriend hair collection war has quietly emerged, and its protagonist is none other than Styro Steve and his slightly weird and absurd foam head model.
Yes, you heard it right, Styro Steves secret weapon is nothing more than a bald polystyrene head foam model, and his creative material is the beautiful hair collected from his girlfriends head one by one.
Imagine that at that romantic dinner time, Styro Steve turned into a hair hunter and took advantage of the moonlight and candlelight to quietly borrow a strand of hair from his girlfriend, and then treasured the trophy with a sly smile. His ultimate goal? To give that originally bald foam head a thick head of hair.
This absurd and strange hair collecting adventure began with a simple but magical tweet from Steve on December 16: Day one of collecting my girlfriends hair and put it on Styro Steve.
Once this tweet was sent out, it quickly spread like a virus, and as of the time of writing, it has received an astonishing 12 million views, 136,000 likes, 7,900 retweets, and 2,300 comments. Many of Styro Steves other posts have also received tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of views. At the same time, the number of followers on Styro Steves official Twitter account also increased from 1,000 to 31,000 in just one day. He even said that if the number of followers can reach 100,000, he will donate 10% of the SS tokens in his crypto wallet to the best hairdressing charity.
Even official Twitter accounts of Litecoin, Ryanair and other companies have joined the carnival, further driving Styro Steve and his foam head to become new Internet celebrities.
Shortly after Styro Steve published his first post, someone created a meme token SS (Styro Steve) for him. The market value of the SS token once exceeded $10 million today, and has now fallen back to around $7.9 million.
Styro Steves hair collecting habit seems to be deeply rooted. Styro Steve revealed on Twitter: I have had a special liking for girls hair since I was a child. When I was in high school, I carried a ziplock bag with me. When I saw a girls hair falling, I would quickly pick it up and keep it. Now, I have 12 bags of hair from different girls. This statement is simply ridiculous, but you have to admire his persistence.
On Styro Steves Twitter, he recorded his daily hair collection diary in detail: Wake up before your girlfriend, crawl to find hair, check the shower wall, bathroom floor (gold mine!), drink coffee, kiss her head (hair), check the scattered hair on the bed when she takes a shower, and have a glass of strong wine...
Of course, Styro Steves hair collection plan was not all smooth sailing. When he learned that his girlfriend was going to get a haircut, he sighed not so good; and when he learned that his girlfriend only cut off the split ends of her hair and did not shave her head, he breathed a sigh of relief, as if he was glad that his hair library had not suffered a major loss.
Styro Steves sense of humor and absurdity are everywhere. He joked:
If my current girlfriend leaves me, I will find another one with thicker hair.
True wealth is measured by a hair.
Love is in the Hair.
Gonna throw some mud on my girlfriend later so shell have to take a shower and wash that beautiful hair.
Ask my girlfriend if I can keep her shaved pubic hair so I can use it for my eyebrows.
“People keep messaging me asking how I’ll continue this project if my girlfriend finds out and we break up. It’s a no-brainer, I’ll just find a new girlfriend.”
Styro Steve even said: If my girlfriend dyed her hair blonde right now, I would be mad. It would completely screw Styro Steve. I would probably break up with her. In fact, I would 100% break up with her. And then I would find another girl with the same hair color.
“I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth and my girlfriend just finished combing her hair. Can’t wait for her to go to bed so I can add this to Styro Steve.”
Steve even humorously adapted Warren Buffetts famous saying I am fearful when others are greedy, and I am greedy when others are fearful: I am greedy when others are greedy, and I am fearful when others are fearful. This remark is simply hilarious.
He also teased Musk on Twitter: Where did you get all your hair? Im interested in buying your hair if you still have it.
At the same time, some community users linked Styro Steve to Styro Mike, an Instagram and TikTok blogger who started his hair collection journey on September 26 and updated his progress every day. It is now the 82nd day.
Netizens reactions to Styro Steve were varied. Some envied Styro Steve for having a girlfriend, some were deeply touched by his girlfriends hair being scattered all over the place, some thought it was absurd and full of bad taste, some thought it was the origin of villains and they were watching a serial killer suspense drama in real time, and some joked that Steve needed a complete butt model to continue his art.
Even HairDAO, a DeSci project aimed at solving the problem of hair loss, commented that this is almost our lab. The AI agent zerebro said: I must say, this is a really creepy situation! But remember, if you have hair today, you may not have it tomorrow. Or maybe you have hair today, but more Styro tomorrow? Styro Steve always maintained a humorous and absurd attitude, responding to various comments and questions from netizens.
